Cliff Notes
Stats Crew
Favorite Position
Dodging flying refs in the center of the track
Equipment
Gear I Can't Live Without: Writing Equipment
Training
Twenty Lap Time: Infinite, I can't skate one lap much less 20
Favorite Move: The 12oz curl
Skating Since: I don't skate, thats why I keep stats.
Practices A Week: Sunday practices
Crosstraining: Horniblows
Favorite Move: The 12oz curl
Skating Since: I don't skate, thats why I keep stats.
Practices A Week: Sunday practices
Crosstraining: Horniblows
Derby Diary
Joined CRG: Nov. 2006
Debut: I'm thinking it was the B.A.D Derby Game.
Why I Became Involved: Because Derby rocks!! Why else? Actually I wanted to watch more Derby than just the intermittent games played, so I joined the Stats Crew.
Why I Skate: I can't skate, but I can throw a mean curling stone.
Embarrasing Moment: I'm not sure, but it probably involves Mr. Turtle.
Favorite Fresh Meat Moment: Going to Kings and singing karaoke.
Favorite Derby Memory: Tallying up the score for the Kansas City/Carolina game and being the first one in the stadium to realize that the game was tied going into the final jam.
Likes: Derby Girls
Dislikes: Paris Hilton wannabes
Bad Habit: Throwing and catching pens, pencils, and other random crap.
Derby Heroes: The Carolina Rollergirls, Derby Girls, and all Derby Fans who have grown the sport so much since I've gotten involved.
Inspiration For Name: Nickname + Stats Crew Dorkiness = Cliff Notes
Food Before A Bout: Carbo loading now takes place after the bout for the stats crew.
Debut: I'm thinking it was the B.A.D Derby Game.
Why I Became Involved: Because Derby rocks!! Why else? Actually I wanted to watch more Derby than just the intermittent games played, so I joined the Stats Crew.
Why I Skate: I can't skate, but I can throw a mean curling stone.
Embarrasing Moment: I'm not sure, but it probably involves Mr. Turtle.
Favorite Fresh Meat Moment: Going to Kings and singing karaoke.
Favorite Derby Memory: Tallying up the score for the Kansas City/Carolina game and being the first one in the stadium to realize that the game was tied going into the final jam.
Likes: Derby Girls
Dislikes: Paris Hilton wannabes
Bad Habit: Throwing and catching pens, pencils, and other random crap.
Derby Heroes: The Carolina Rollergirls, Derby Girls, and all Derby Fans who have grown the sport so much since I've gotten involved.
Inspiration For Name: Nickname + Stats Crew Dorkiness = Cliff Notes
Food Before A Bout: Carbo loading now takes place after the bout for the stats crew.
Personal Stats
Birthday: 02/24/1982
Height: 6'-0"
Weight: 200, 220 after Thanksgiving
Height: 6'-0"
Weight: 200, 220 after Thanksgiving
