Abby Cuss • #!&%
Stats
Awards
Awards
working on 'Foulest Language'
Favorite Position
Score keeper
Equipment
Skate: yes please
Wheel: why not?
Socks: Depends on the shoes
Gear I Can't Live Without: a clipboard and a great pen
Wheel: why not?
Socks: Depends on the shoes
Gear I Can't Live Without: a clipboard and a great pen
Training
Twenty Lap Time: More like Twenty Nap Time
Favorite Move: Avoiding the falling children without cursing at them
Skating Since: I was knee high to a grasshopper.
Practices A Week: 1
Crosstraining: Learning to swear in other languages
Favorite Move: Avoiding the falling children without cursing at them
Skating Since: I was knee high to a grasshopper.
Practices A Week: 1
Crosstraining: Learning to swear in other languages
Derby Diary
Joined CRG: 2006 season
Debut: I THINK it was Queens vs Debs...but I have holes in my brain.
Teams Played For: Merch, Stats
Favorite Opponent: I loved the CRG AllStars vs. Kansas City RollerWarriors. That was history, right there. I am pretty sure I didn't log a single stat in the last jam - I was too busy yelling!
Favorite Location: Skate Ranch, after Sunday practice
Favorite Surface: I guess that would be wood
Why I Became Involved: My old roomie, Kristi Kreme, was a skater, and I wanted to reconnect. I happened to go to a bout that was sold out and was turned away at the door. Luckily, a skater saw me talking to Kristi and grabbed me for some volunteer work.
Why I Skate: Why walk when you can glide?
Embarrasing Moment: I don't get F-ing embarrassed - I embarrass people!
Favorite Fresh Meat Moment: My first time working stats. I couldn't believe how close I was to the action!
Favorite Derby Memory: When I was spectating at the Ranch, I sat trackside and came THIS close to taking a skate in the face.
Likes: Numbers
Dislikes: Clean language
Bad Habit: Check the name, guess the habit
Derby Heroes: Oh Captain, My Captain! TallyHo, of course. And all of the girls who have the balls to play derby, cuz I ain't got 'em.
Inspiration For Name: I was dubbed Abby Cuss after Tally Ho got to know me. It seemed to fit. What a jerk that guy is.
Food Before A Bout: If I am lucky!
Debut: I THINK it was Queens vs Debs...but I have holes in my brain.
Teams Played For: Merch, Stats
Favorite Opponent: I loved the CRG AllStars vs. Kansas City RollerWarriors. That was history, right there. I am pretty sure I didn't log a single stat in the last jam - I was too busy yelling!
Favorite Location: Skate Ranch, after Sunday practice
Favorite Surface: I guess that would be wood
Why I Became Involved: My old roomie, Kristi Kreme, was a skater, and I wanted to reconnect. I happened to go to a bout that was sold out and was turned away at the door. Luckily, a skater saw me talking to Kristi and grabbed me for some volunteer work.
Why I Skate: Why walk when you can glide?
Embarrasing Moment: I don't get F-ing embarrassed - I embarrass people!
Favorite Fresh Meat Moment: My first time working stats. I couldn't believe how close I was to the action!
Favorite Derby Memory: When I was spectating at the Ranch, I sat trackside and came THIS close to taking a skate in the face.
Likes: Numbers
Dislikes: Clean language
Bad Habit: Check the name, guess the habit
Derby Heroes: Oh Captain, My Captain! TallyHo, of course. And all of the girls who have the balls to play derby, cuz I ain't got 'em.
Inspiration For Name: I was dubbed Abby Cuss after Tally Ho got to know me. It seemed to fit. What a jerk that guy is.
Food Before A Bout: If I am lucky!
Personal Stats
Birthday: June MFing 10th
Height: 5'5"
Weight: a lady never tells...even though I ain't a lady
Height: 5'5"
Weight: a lady never tells...even though I ain't a lady
