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Skate: Riedell
Wheel: Radar Demons
Socks: 2 Pair - 1 thick, 1 thin
Gear I Can't Live Without: Tequila, Hot Tubs, and Menthol Cigarettes

Twenty Lap Time: 5:42
Favorite Move: Cutting The Track (get it, cuz I'm the DJ! Cutting The Track - Fre-Fre-Fre-Fresshshsh)
Skating Since: I can remember
Practices A Week: Just Enough

Joined CRG: Which time?
Debut: The 4th grade
Teams Played For: Mostly intramural
Favorite Location: Keepin' It Real Here On Planet Earth
Favorite Surface: Pavement
Why I Became Involved: The dedication is infectious
Why I Skate: If it's good enough for the gander, it's good enough for the goose
Embarrasing Moment: Crashing the scoreboard (twice!) at dorton arena :(
Favorite Derby Memory: New ones happen almost daily
Dislikes: Breeders
Bad Habit: Not eating enough vegetables
Derby Heroes: Any skater willing to sing Karaoke at an after party, especially Roxy Rockett, Denise Lightening, Xcellerator, Trudy Struction, Violet Femme, and Penelope Bruz
Inspiration For Name: I gots ta up my gaym!
Food Before A Bout: Poppycock®
Theme Song: "Gay Bar" by Electric Six

Birthday: 12/14/72
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 160