in front of the opposing jammer

Skate: who you calling a cheap skate?
Wheel: round
Socks: clean ones
Gear I Can't Live Without: Carolina RollerGirls

Twenty Lap Time: You want summa dis?
Favorite Move: to France or maybe China
Skating Since: January 2004
Practices A Week: 0-5
Crosstraining: snuggling

Joined CRG: January 2004
Debut: oh, they don't let me play in public
Teams Played For: I'd rather be Golfing, Thriller, Crimson Crushers, Life's a Beach
Favorite Opponent: Texecutioners, Kansas City Roller Warriors
Favorite Location: Dorton Arena, Raleigh NC
Favorite Surface: smooth concrete
Why I Became Involved: curiosity
Why I Skate: so i can hit girls
Embarrasing Moment: answering these questions
Favorite Fresh Meat Moment: keeping it real
Favorite Derby Memory: beating Kansas City Roller Warriors in Dorton Arena, Raleigh NC and waving my shirt around my head like a helicopter after we raised up Carolina
Likes: furriness
Dislikes: value engineering
Bad Habit: self loathing
Derby Heroes: whoever is pushing the strategy and skill envelope at this moment
Inspiration For Name: the way i feel about you and me
Food Before A Bout: raw unflavored psyllium husk; day of: bananas, high fiber cereal, classical music courtesy of NPR

Birthday: Virgo
Height: 5-5.5
Weight: 165 lbs