ask your mom

Skate: 595's. i would make sweet love to them if i could
Wheel: orange witch doctors
Socks: are a beautiful thing. my feet smell bad enough already.
Gear I Can't Live Without: well i wouldn't be allowed to play without the required gear... so that.

Twenty Lap Time: 4:57
Favorite Move: ask your mom
Skating Since: 12/04
Practices A Week: 5
Crosstraining: beer

Joined CRG: 12/15/04
Debut: 6-25-05 against Debs
Teams Played For: Queens, Debs, Bootleggers, All Stars
Favorite Opponent: your mom
Favorite Location: outside; anywhere
Favorite Surface: whatever is under me (except your mom)
Why I Became Involved: because roller derby is awesome. duh.
Why I Skate: because what would you do if i didn't?
Embarrasing Moment: i fell on my first intro. it was impressive.
Favorite Fresh Meat Moment: see above
Favorite Derby Memory: the day i met your mother.
Likes: Butts
Dislikes: you
Bad Habit: stabbings
Derby Heroes: your mom
Inspiration For Name: Crowbar is an awesome band and stuff
Food Before A Bout: yes please!

Birthday: 9-7-77
Height: short
Weight: less than your mom