Pivot...and on my good days, Jammer

Skate: Size 6 Riedell R3s
Wheel: Flat Outs
Socks: Athletic Ankle Socks
Gear I Can't Live Without: My All-Star/Tupac Bandana

Twenty Lap Time: 5:15
Favorite Move: Hockey Stop...and my little Johnny 'Eh'
Skating Since: Richard Simmons (and those shorts) were popular.
Practices A Week: 3-4
Crosstraining: Mod dance parties with Betty Rumble, 12 oz. curls with DVS, wrestling matches with Lucy Lastkiss, bare knuckle push-ups with Princess America, and arm wrestling my team in the streets of New Orleans

Joined CRG: December 2006
Debut: Tai Chi-Tahs vs. Debutante Brawlers (May 2007)
Teams Played For: Tai Chi-tahs, Carolina All-Stars
Favorite Opponent: Kansas City
Favorite Location: Dorton Arena
Favorite Surface: Concrete...slip n' sliiiiiiiide
Why I Became Involved: Ninjas captured me and threw me to the Tai Chi-tahs, who brainwashed me into thinking that there's no life outside of roller derby.
Why I Skate: Who DOESN'T like skating?
Embarrasing Moment: Putting my helmet on backwards not once, but twice at practice...and being called out by the TQs.
Favorite Fresh Meat Moment: Winning the 2007 Home Season Championship
Favorite Derby Memory: Beating #1 Nationally Ranked Kansas City
Likes: Cheetah print, new wheels, Goo, after parties, people who don't skip endurance
Dislikes: Pad funk, gossip, bald wheels
Bad Habit: Thinking I'm a ref when I'm on the track
Derby Heroes: All of them for some reason or another
Inspiration For Name: My apparent likeness to Kelly Clarkson, top 40 wholesomeness, and love for karaoke got me dubbed by Roxy Rockett and Penelope Bruz at our Freshmeat roasting. And besides, who doesn't like "Since You've Been Gone?" Liar.
Food Before A Bout: Planet Smoothie in the am, Whole Foods Brown Rice Sushi in the afternoon

Birthday: May 26
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 125